After soliciting for some wisdom from salty, old Burners, we have some more insight for ya. However, ye be warned, the Burner in their natural habitat attracts mates using one-liners and a hefty-helping of sarcasm. And here they are, in their original form. To edit them would diminish their amazingness.
This is Part 2 in a multi-part series. Stay tuned, we will have Part 3 posted shortly!